1. timkarinn:

    I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

    (Source: humoristics, via handjob)

    vulcsmash:

    george takei is a gift to humanity

    (via you-are-worth-recovery)

    boara:

    HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

    (Source: swallowthesound, via handjob)

  2. fuzzykitty01:

    yokhakidfiasco:

    thisistwig:

    satanrain:

    Me

    whaaat

    still worth reblogging

    Fighting crime has never been so fabulous.

    (via handjob)

  3. dragonsandcatporn:

    sagaciouscejai:

    mamasam:

    Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.

    Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.

    but when the party needed him most, he got sober.

    and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked

    (Source: dominiricanlove, via handjob)

  4. tardiscalledsexy:

    My math teacher called me average.

    How mean.

    (via handjob)

  5. roughrimjob:

    *GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

    (Source: organmeat, via handjob)

  6. giraffepoliceforce:

    Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

    1. Acquire several dozen limes.
    2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
    3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
    4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
    5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
    6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
    7. Marry them.

    (via handjob)

  7. joshhutchercat:

    rainycx:

    joshhutchercat:

    *adopts 420 children* haha raise it

    don’t you mean blaze it? 

    NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

    (via handjob)

    (Source: headlikeanorange, via handjob)