1. andrewquo:

    I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

    but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

    (via you-are-worth-recovery)

  2. christianmingle:

    My grandpas texts are the best

    (via handjob)

  3. l-ibellule:

    austin-n-oli:

    Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

    you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

    (via goldicrocs)

  4. (Source: bootygangsquad, via handjob)

  5. australianpikachu:

    australianpikachu:

    *leaves facebook forever*

    image

    (via you-are-worth-recovery)

    thethoughtsofmaddie:

    This kid throws huge parties and has date raped over 3 of my friends. Of course his families super rich so nobody says anything. He posts super misogynistic and ignorant tweets and I finally said something… This is what I get in return.

    (via greenpulser)

  6. betalars:

    friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

    (Source: plutoroyal, via handjob)

    greenjellies:

    if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

    (via greenpulser)

  7. tardistiles:

    sp00kyqueer:

    sp00kyqueer:

    Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

    like

    image

    it just fucking says one “dime”

    what the fuck is a dime

    how much is it worth

    whose idea was this

    oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

    (via goldicrocs)